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IDK WHY I'M BUILT SO FLY

but I am.
No lie.
Oh my.

I am a mom. Sometimes I can't sleep. I'm big on body positivity. I talk a lot about sex and relationships, mostly mine. Sometimes NSFW.

Apr 17 '14
Apr 17 '14

geeksquadgangbang:

Sarah Silverman is visited by Jesus Christ to discuss reproductive rights

also http://ladypartsjustice.com/

please leave these source/information links intact.
don’t act desperate.

Apr 17 '14
Apr 16 '14

You know what I can thank music professor for? Showing me the absolute joy on being on top.

Fave.

(Source: bembele2)

Apr 16 '14
Apr 16 '14
"Claim her, love her, fuck her, spoil her, be faithful to her, trust her and she will remain yours."
Apr 15 '14

(Source: dreamying)

Apr 15 '14

the-treble:

so people have been quick to point out that the snickers ad actually portrays hungry men as “not themselves” because they are being decent. the message I’m getting from this is we should starve all men until they are decent human beings. maybe keep them in a perpetual state of hunger?

Apr 15 '14

(Source: mrchompers)

Apr 14 '14

chocolate-sideburns-of-love:

naughty-chekov:

i’m sorry for my entire life

It’s the last panel that really makes this post.

Apr 14 '14

I just watched a weird porno and the male actor looked and sounded a lot like Jeff Goldblum and it ended up not being so weird and right up my alley.

The end.

Apr 13 '14
bloodphoenix:

mayflyofspace:

DINOSAURS LIVED A LIFE OF VIOLENCE AND SODOMY

"radical homosexuality"


Is any one going to ask how the fuck dinosaurs were satanists?

bloodphoenix:

mayflyofspace:

DINOSAURS LIVED A LIFE OF VIOLENCE AND SODOMY

"radical homosexuality"

Is any one going to ask how the fuck dinosaurs were satanists?

(Source: jameswhyte)

Apr 13 '14

notevery1ishappy:

newmominsomniac:

Trying on dresses, which one does everyone like?

I like the first and the last one!

The first and last were my favorites! I ended up buying the purple but will probably go back and get the lace turquoise one because I love lace and turquoise!!

…. And I found turquoise wedges and have turquoise jewelry and just want to become a piece of turquoise apparently!

Apr 13 '14

(Source: savaralyn)

Apr 13 '14

newmominsomniac:

I’m just going to tell myself as long as he isn’t a misogynistic prick, what’s on his voter registration doesn’t matter

OH haha just kidding turns out in his case THEY do go together. Okay

Example of his thought process: Lilo and Britney Spears are trashy addicted sluts, with drinking and drug problems, want to show their snatch to paparazzi for fame…Whereas a male counterpart, like Charlie Sheen is just a guy who likes sex and drugs. No problem there, because he’s a man.

Uh huh. No double standard there. Nope. Tried pointing it out to him. Fail.

Also, for the equal pay act? No go on that too.

If you believe in double standards, you don’t meet my standards.