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i am in so much fucking pain
i would probably pay for the strongest drugs i can obtain that won’t kill me
that is how desperate i am
have you ever been in so much pain you have a fleeting thought of “oh what if i just cut it off/out” yeah well if you’re a girl you’ve thought this about your uterus i’m sure
and right now if my throat wasn’t in the same vicinity of my aorta that thought would not be so fleeting
dear christ almighty just make it stop
how many over the counter pain pills can i take without dying?
-hot toddy? won’t work.
-gargling 190* tea? won’t help.
-honey? won’t help
-any other ideas besides begging someone for vicodin or something?
i really hate the saying “im going to ride him like a horse”
no i rode a horse once and it was terrifying, someone had to help me on and then i couldnt get off the damn thing without the assistance of 4 men
i used to say this sometimes but i was really looking forward to the time when 4 men come to assist me afterwards
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we are all horny mofos tonight.
Like, more so than usual.
i’ve not been laid in months and i forget what horny feels like
my sex life is sad and nonexistent
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and I’m like..
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Guys what if the reason Sam grew to be taller than Dean was because he was the one who got to eat while Dean had to sit by and starve so his little brother wouldn’t be hungry; therefore not getting enough nourishment to grow. He’s still tall as fuck though.
SLOW DOWN THERE SATAN
No who’s bringing this back? Why is this getting notes again. Stop.
let’s make this a popular text post
i thought the same thing! nourishment also plays a role in the development of the brain so that’s why he’s so damned intelligent too
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me: [ten chapters into a fanfic] i think i’ve read this before
LOL what are you even talking about I’ve never been in your room
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i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
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Thank you! If it’s humid, I probably won’t wear makeup because it’ll melt off. :( The downside of being a sweaty beast in the heat.
i was feeling really ambitious with the amount of alcohol i put in my glass
60% is apple pucker and crown. oopsies.
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