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IDK WHY I'M BUILT SO FLY

but I am.
No lie.
Oh my.

I am a mom. Sometimes I can't sleep. I'm big on body positivity. I talk a lot about sex and relationships, mostly mine. Sometimes NSFW.

Apr 22 '14

marvelous-gallifrey:

michael-fracture-that-benji:

mothensidhe:

[CLAPPING INTENSIFIES]
[CLAPPING INTENSIFIES]

four for you, punk rock jensen
you go, punk rock jensen

PRIESTLY, MY LOVE

(Source: stir-of-echoes)

Apr 22 '14
Apr 21 '14

itsvondell:

i never realized it but being an adult feels to me exactly like that rugrats episode where they’re pretending to be adults and they’re just baby heads on adult bodies trying to do things they think adults do

Apr 21 '14

evilfeminist:

 I’m a huge supporter of things which annoy misogynistic rich white men

Apr 21 '14

i like what i like.

(Source: fcsdtrmntn)

Apr 21 '14

themodernmisandrist:

Women created everything you appreciate in the world.

Apr 20 '14

Bowie, on marriage

  • Mommy: Bowie what kind of people get married?
  • Bowie: Whoever wants to
  • Mommy: Do boys and girls get married, or boys and boys or girls and girls? Or everybody?
  • Bowie: Whoever wants to!
  • Mommy: Why do people get married?
  • Bowie: Because they're dumb
  • Mommy: Not because they love each other?
  • Bowie: Yeah if they're dumb
Apr 20 '14
"Your lips are all I wanted at midnight."
(via m-eowsex)

(Source: connotativewords)

Apr 20 '14

(Source: f-o-t-o-b-l-o-g)

Apr 19 '14
thecreepypastaqueen:

This is why I love people on the internet…

lol’d too hard

thecreepypastaqueen:

This is why I love people on the internet…

lol’d too hard

(Source: falcon-punch-levi)

Apr 19 '14

velvetcrazy13:

Tina’s my spirit animal

(Source: behindaglasslens)

Apr 19 '14
Apr 18 '14

tastefullyoffensive:

Sad Cat attempts comedy. [x]

Apr 18 '14
Apr 18 '14
caliphorniaqueen:

marriage goals

caliphorniaqueen:

marriage goals

(Source: averageteenagefemale)